The Obnoxious Single Dude

Oh, you're studying geography?

I wish somebody taught me the geography of a woman [DISCLAIMER: The URL and description of this blog relate to a satirization of 'obnoxious single dudes', the fedora-capped 'nice guys' who are the subject of universal derision. This disclaimer is present in my description as Tumblr cannot seem to recognize satire nor humour.]
officialunitedstates:

"Hey pst, kid, come here."
I turned instantly to the source of the voice.  A small kangaroo awaited, staring at me intently.  I was shocked, immensely confused, and terrified.  She waited patiently for me to regain my composure.  
"Uh me?"  I stuttered.
"Who else, mate?" she replied.
The kangaroo was talking to me.  It was kind of odd because kangaroos usually do not talk, but I accepted it because kangaroos look a lot like humans, in my opinion.  It all became kind of natural eventually, and Sheryl and I still meet every once in a while for games of hopscotch.

officialunitedstates:

"Hey pst, kid, come here."

I turned instantly to the source of the voice.  A small kangaroo awaited, staring at me intently.  I was shocked, immensely confused, and terrified.  She waited patiently for me to regain my composure.  

"Uh me?"  I stuttered.

"Who else, mate?" she replied.

The kangaroo was talking to me.  It was kind of odd because kangaroos usually do not talk, but I accepted it because kangaroos look a lot like humans, in my opinion.  It all became kind of natural eventually, and Sheryl and I still meet every once in a while for games of hopscotch.

kalories:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

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